Questions And Answers On Organic Home Gardening Getting Started
Richard asks…
Do I have rap skills?
Check out some verses I wrote.
Yo Yo, look at my YO-Yo
Yeah, you know I got that sh*t that’ll make you poop yourself
or have diarrhea so go get some pepto-bismol
Ya, Ya, It smells like sh*t in this piece because I am tha sh*t.
I went to the zoo to go scoop some poop
and throw it on your window
our such a ho, ho
like santa claus,
cause he’ll bring you pepto-bismol as a present
cause I’m gonna make you poop yourself
I represent my city
What up, What up,
You cant mess with me
cause I’ll have you workin at the old folks home
scooping some wet sh*t
Haha, you know I am a farmer
cause I got that lettuce
and I also got alot of manor
so I’ll sell it to you at a high price
ya, you can put it on plants
to help them grow so you can start garden
eat organic yo
Can you tell me if I have any skills cause my friends think I should make an album. I personnaly think that I’m better that most of these rappers that are makin millions cause I rap from the heart.
Home Gardener answers:
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Davina asks…
Does this girl still like me?
I like this girl and I think she likes me. So I made a rap about her (she apperantly likes people who write poetry and rap is a kind of poetry) and went to present it to her. She walked away and said that I was a dork. This was my rap :
Yo Yo, look at my YO-Yo
Yeah, you know I got that sh*t that’ll make you poop yourself
or have diarrhea so go get some pepto-bismol
Ya, Ya, It smells like sh*t in this piece because I am tha sh*t.
I went to the zoo to go scoop some poop
and throw it on your window
our such a ho, ho
like santa claus,
cause he’ll bring you pepto-bismol as a present
cause I’m gonna make you poop yourself
I represent my city
What up, What up,
You cant mess with me
cause I’ll have you workin at the old folks home
scooping some wet sh*t
Haha, you know I am a farmer
cause I got that lettuce
and I also got alot of manor
so I’ll sell it to you at a high price
ya, you can put it on plants
to help them grow so you can start garden
eat organic yo
Yo, your probably a manor bag
cause your full of sh*t
and I can tell from a far that you like me
and if you don’t your probably just a ho
you know
peace out.
Do you think this messed up my chances. Does she still like me?
Home Gardener answers:
I know lots of bitches that will have your babies. That was awesome.
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